Drunk Dolphinarium Donnybrook of the Day: A drunk guy and his friends brawl with security guards at a Russian dolphinarium.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
[fark.]
This is fucking disgusting.
This is a prime example of why dolphins should not be in captivity, because they (and dozens of other marine mammals, I’m positive) with mindless, selfish meatheads like these assholes. They have no idea the insurmountable stress they and the owners of this deplorable place are forcing on this dolphin. Here’s a list:
- That enclosure is ENTIRELY too tiny. Dolphins travel upwards of 55,000 km/year. So needless to say a 5 foot deep pool does not cut it.
- The stupid girl screaming her lungs out and all the other yelling is no doubt making the dolphin freak out. And the acoustics in the cement pool are just enhancing it. Not to mention the dolphin’s own echolocation techniques which are making them ping the crap out of themselves inadvertently.
- I can only speculate as to the care this dolphin gets…which I suspect is completely inadequate. Judging by the security, they are more concerned with satisfying some subconscious daddy issues than actually ensuring the safety of the dolphins.
So basically, tl;dr: All of these guys are assholes and they deserve to be treated the exact same way they are treating this miserable dolphin.

Everything that Chelcy said, but especially THIS:
“All of these guys are assholes and they deserve to be treated the exact same way they are treating this miserable dolphin.”
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Everything that Chelcy said, but especially THIS: “All of these guys are assholes and they deserve to be treated the...
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This is fucking disgusting. This is a prime example of why dolphins should not be in captivity, because they (and dozens...
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Kinda long, doesn’t really get going til 1:40,...once it does, it’s pretty predictable.....
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got what was coming imo. They escalated the situation. What...funny place for a brawl...
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Everyone is so casual about the fight… except that woman, who keeps on yelling.
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This is actually really funny.
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only in Russia does shit got down like
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ceramicgiraffe: Come on, guys. This dolphin has...hard enough life already. It shouldn’t...
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security guards start the conversation...punching the “drunk” guy in the face. And some...
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